Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse.


With Mom at the Whorehouse
And dad smoking grass
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass


When out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be St. Nick


He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew right away
The fat fucker fell


He filled all the stockings
With dubbies and beer
And a B-I-G rubber dick
For my brother, the queer


He went up the chimney
With a tremendous fart, the
Son of a bitch, Blew the chimney apart


He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
“Piss on you all and have a hell of a night”

Whooooo! I cleaned my roooooooommmm!

*slow-motion victory lap*

Stupid bloody headache. I had a really messed up dream about shopping and that they decided to put dinosaurs in the mall, kinda like Jurassic Park. Alot of people died.

Anywho, I think I'll go do some christmas shopping after Andrew's off work today. I need to do alot of cleaning today. And hope that the aspirin I took kicks in soon. I hate headaches. Got a chicken pot pie in the microwave...yum. Chicken. That's about it.

you know what really fucking sucks about being in a routine?

I'm awake naturally at 5:30am.

Type type type.

Note to self: check bank account and figure out why card isn't working.

Work was good. I finally bought steeltoe boots, so I can drop tv's on my feet and it won't hurt now. Whooo..

Yeah, very fast update as I have to be going now. Toodles.

Venal Anatomica says:
my M&M's are gone =(
Tolrai says:
...hmm.....that gives me an idea.....combine Skittles and M&Ms.....skittle flavor wrapped around a chocolate centre........I'll call them S&Ms...
Venal Anatomica says:
..you sir, are a dork.

I changed my LJ theme again. The pink was getting to me. This one matches my desktop theme now, too =)

Time to go to work again. I'm sooo happy about the daylight savings thing today. I got nine hours of sleep that I oh-so needed.

The wanting of the cheese pizza is strong within this one.

Hungee ;_;

I had a decent day until I missed my bus again and ended up on the "school's out for the day" bus. Meaning it was packed with kids. Whoo boy. If I ever become Empress of the World (plans still in the works..) I shall make a rule that if a person can be proven stupid (not mentally odd..just a really horrible human), they can be slaughtered at will. This is partially why...


So yes. I was stuck on a bus for half an hour with kids (being grade 12 or lower). It was packed and I went to sit at the back, since there was a couple seats back there. Anyways, this one chick kinda glared at me in a really snotty way when I got back there. So I will call her "Skanky bitch"..and her friend will be "Little Weiner". So Skanky Bitch and Little Weiner start talking all this trash about whoever...then Little Weiner pulls out a pack of M&Ms and throws a couple at these two guys, who were minding their own business, two seats ahead of them. The guys ignore it at first, but when Skanky Bitch and Little Weiner keep at it, the guys flip them off. This causes Skanky Bitch and Little Weiner to start talking trash about them, and how they're going to get their brother and their brothers brother and their brothers brothers little white crack whore and whatever to go beat these guys up in the morning. All the while, they keep throwing M&M's. So the guys finally turn around and tell them to stop throwing the M&M's...Skanky Bitch gets even more snotty going "Come back here and make us. Come on, come back here, come back here, come back here and fucking make us". The guys can't really do anything, since it would be assault (otherwise I would've long before this...) and they go back to ignoring Skanky Bitch and Little Weiner. They go on to keep talking about all these guys they're going to get together and shit.

So, Ladies and Gents of the jury...I move to make Slaughtering of the Stupid People legal throughout the land.

And I'm up...again...same old routine.

Showers do not wake you up. It made me want to go back to sleep.

I finally figured out what Venal Anatomica means. (for those who know me really well know this is pretty much my new screenname). For the longest time I thought it was Latin, but all my searches came up with nothing. So I thought long and hard about the words and they sounded scientific. So..I looked them up in a dictionary. Venal is a word meaning 'mercenary' or 'can be bribed'. Anatomica, is a medical term for something created using anatomy. So there you have it. An anatomical mercenary.

I can't believe it took me that long to figure it out.